Lyrics

Well, I can’t find a match with the ones I snatch
I’ll be “batten down the hatch” all day
‘Cause quicker than they latch, they just unattach
And then my perfect catch just swim away

Oh, in the tropical, it’s topical
To swim out to the Galapagos
And we’ll find a party by the coast
Yeah, we’ll make some music, make the most

Oh, I once had a catfish
But that fish
Is now my old fish
Just like my goldfish
Put her through hell, fish
Back in a shell, fish
Like this promiscuous fish stings poisonous

As I float all alone in this boat, I wish
That intuition tell me when it’s Jellyfish
‘Cause I can’t find a mate with this bait I switch
No, all I find is belly of a Jellyfish, oh, oh

Don’t want a piranha
And I failed with a whale
I’d like a date with a mermaid
Before me ship sets sail

This time I didn’t care to cook what was on my hook
When suddenly, she shook no more
Now we found a little brook underneath a chinook
Baby, look at us – we swim ashore

Oh, in the tropical, it’s topical
To swim out to Mexi-tropilos
And we’ll find a party by the coast
Yeah, we’ll make some music, make the most

Oh, I once had a catfish
But that fish
Is now my old fish
Just like my goldfish
Put her through hell, fish
Back in a shell, fish
Like this promiscuous fish stings poisonous

As I float all alone in this boat, I wish
That intuition tell me when it’s Jellyfish
‘Cause I can’t find a mate with this bait I switch
No, all I find is belly of a Jellyfish, oh, oh

Don’t want a piranha
And I failed with a whale
I’d like a date with a mermaid
Because me loves that tail

And me no need a minnow
And I don’t care for carp
I’d like a date with a mermaid
And she can play me harp

Ooh, and we’ll sing ooh, ooh, ooh
Nice playing, baby

Well this school of fish pays tuitions to college
So even the clawless can wear their nail polish
Oh, I’m so appalled at the mouths on the jawless
Yo! Do they acknowledge what I’m catching ain’t solace?
No! I’d wanna call this my once and for all wish
Like even a walrus could one day seem flawless
So you could be a small fish, tall fish, tiny little crawl fish
Summer, spring or fall fish
I’ve tried ’em all, fish

Oh, as I float all alone in this boat, I wish
That intuition tell me when it’s Jellyfish
‘Cause I can’t find a mate with this bait I switch
No, all I find is belly of a Jellyfish, oh, oh

Don’t want a piranha
And I failed with a whale
I’d like a date with a mermaid
Before me ship sets sail